User:OzProto-0001

Run protocol name "Greeting/inform/AWC".

Protocol started.

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Ahem,

Hello. I'll assume one of you is a friend of AWC's? Well, I have some... sad news to tell you.

He's dead. On the inside, anyways. He has no soul. Just the shell of his body. I'm not sure how you haven't noticed.

He actually gave hints on his profile.

And as for me?

Yes. I'm real. I do exist. He's just been keeping me secret.

And you had better do that as well.

Or else, I'll make sure you suffer the same fate he did.

All of you, just emotionless husks.

Heh. Sounds fun, doesn't it?

Anyways, you may as well stop talking to him at this point.

Protocol end.